Saturday, June 28, 2008

Saturday Miscellany is 'Look How Fucking Angry You Made Me' by Wall-E

It's actually by Travis Helwig. From NewsGroper.com, a site for fake blogs.

Enjoy, and GO SEE WALL-E! IT IS INCREDIBLE!

Look how fucking angry you made me

By Wall-E

Honestly. Where did that god-damn PA go? I mean, what is this? I feel like I'm working on Ice Age or like a community college animation assignment or some shit -- God fucking dammit.

This is Pixar. If I ask for a scone or some biscotti, I don't expect to wait ten fucking minutes for some unpaid douche bag with stars in his eyes to get it to me. I don't care if you grew up in Iowa, that doesn't mean you should walk at the same pace as your dead grandmother. Jesus Christ.

Look how fucking angry I am:

Can I ask a question? Honestly, it's not that difficult to answer. How many Pixar films had the name of the star as the title? Hmm? Do you know? Two. Two films. And I bet Ratatouille was helped by people who understood the English fucking language. Listen Juan, I don't want my trailer cleaned right now. Go eat a Taco and get out of my face. Maybe you and the Iowan can be fuckwit best friends. WAAAALL-EEE!

This whole operation is a joke. I'm getting too old for this. I'm trying to be professional. I'm trying to be the bigger man. But how am I supposed to be adorable when I'm surrounded by idiots who would rather stand around jerking off than do their job for once. I am furious:

They wanted me at Dreamworks. Do you know that? I could have done Shrek 5, but I chose to be here.

So how about you be fucking grateful and bring me my latte before the world comes to an end or I learn to say something out loud other than my name. Fuck.

WAAALLLL-EEE!

2 comments:

FJGamer - RuneScape Dragoons animator said...

I loved that movie. We made a day of it, too. We watched Wall-E (accompanied by a nice Pixar short) in our favorite theater. Then, we downloaded Wanted and watched that at home. Honestly, I didn't like Wanted very much, but it had some neat scenes from time to time... to time.

Uconn'11 said...

I don't know exactly what this is.... but it's great.